Trusting this Administration on Ebola, or Anything Else, Is Insanity
By Kurt Schlichter
TownHall.com
Maybe the White House could organize a coherent
response to the myriad problems exploding all over
the place if this was an amorphous “community”
instead of an actual country. We are seeing a
real-life PowerPoint demonstration explaining
exactly what happens when you turn the Executive
Branch over to people who have never executed
anything more complex than a sit-in at the local
welfare office.
Since everything they touch turns to failure, their
response is to lie. And everyone sees it. Everyone
except Chet. Chet is my unicorn.
I’m a lawyer and get paid to watch equivocating
weasels twist in the wind – in fact, one of the best
parts of my job is doing the huffing and puffing. I
have to give credit to the director of the Centers
for Disease Control – rarely have I disbelieved
someone so thoroughly so quickly. I don’t even
believe his punctuation.
Instead of a rational, authoritative scientist
calmly explaining what we do and don’t know, and
exactly what commonsense steps his agency is taking
to battle the Ebola outbreak, we get Dr. Kevin Bacon
being flattened under a stampede of exposed medics
running rampant across the country as he shrieks, “Remain
Calm! All is well!”
Dude, all is not well. Everyone knows it. And that’s
why people aren’t remaining calm.
When you tell us that you and your crack squad of
pathogen professionals have got this, it would be
infinitely better if you actually had this. Instead,
after weeks of chaos, you finally announce that,
“Yeah, we’ve decided that when Ebola pops up
somewhere we’re going to send a big team in to make
sure it’s contained.” Oh, you think?
I majored in communications, not communicable
diseases, and I figured out that tactic weeks ago.
Instead of studying, maybe you should have been
drinking Coors Light and scamming hotties like me,
because what you’re doing sure as hell isn’t
containing the infection or reassuring the public.
Why hasn’t Barack Obama fired this guy? Well, that
would be an admission of imperfection and that’s
never going to happen. Instead of getting busy
searching for a replacement, the White House is busy
searching for a way to blame the GOP. Of course, in
a nation dominated by failing unionized public
schools, plenty of people will fall for the idea
that the government is run by the party that has
held one half of one branch of government for four
of the last six years. Apparently evil genius John
Boehner reigns over our nation from inside his
extinct volcano lair.
Oh, in a totally unrelated story, the President
recently played his 200th round of golf.
It’s no surprise that things go poorly when there’s
no accountability. Leadership sometimes means pour
encourager les autres by making an example of a
non-hacker who can’t cut it. But if you take
accountability off the table, you kind of limit your
management options pretty much to just sitting back
and watching yourself fail.
Of course, while placing the responsibility for
nonperformance on specific individuals within the
administration is not an option, generalized slander
of elements of the government not generally
associated with liberalism is just fine. Take the
ISIS, or ISIL, or IS, or whatever’s conquest of Iraq
– that was the fault of the intelligence community’s
negligent failure to put the President in a
half-nelson and force him to read the daily intel
briefs that warned him for months that the junior
varsity team was heading into the Super Bowl with a
very favorable point spread.
It’s remarkable how this administration stumbles
from disaster to disaster, each new day a surprise,
each new challenge an utter shock. Putin in Ukraine?
Who would have thought a revanchist Russian autocrat
might try to reconquer the breadbasket of the Old
USSR? What’s up with that? And that a wave of
unaccompanied children might crest over our
non-existent border after the administration
practically sent them an engraved invitation? Who
could have seen that coming?
Sure, we all understand that the essence of
progressivism is the rejection of objective truth in
favor of politically useful lies, but this is
something more. When an administration is so
unbelievably incompetent that it can’t even manage
to perform the most basic functions of a government
– like defeating our enemies, securing our borders,
and not letting the country live out the plot of a
Matt Damon and Gwyneth Paltrow movie – there is no
alternative. It has to lie. There’s literally
nothing else it can do.
No wonder the Democrats’ favorable/unfavorable poll
numbers are tanking. People, even the stupid ones
who put this freak show in control, dislike being
lied to. And they tend to stop believing people who
lie to them all the time.
Yet this phenomenon baffles our would-be liberal
overlords. For instance, they are in a perpetual
tizzy because the American people laughed at John
Kerry’s recent announcement that climate change was
America’s greatest security threat and refuse to
give up their cars and move into caves because of
global warming. Or climate change. Or whatever they
are calling it this week.
It’s remarkable that the American people resist
shoveling heaps of money and much of their
sovereignty over to a bunch of liberal elitists
whose argument seems to consist of shouting,
“SCIENCE!” They cite to the same scientific
community that recently assured us that they had
this whole Ebola transmission thing totally figured
out. In the 70s, the liberals’ pet eggheads assured
us that right now we’d be in an ice age.
Perhaps we might understand the evidence better if
they shouted “SCIENCE!” at us a few more times.
We liked our health plans, and we got to keep them.
Obama was furious that his IRS oppressed his
political enemies. The Benghazi video did it.
It’s sheer insanity to believe anything anyone in
this administration says, and everyone knows it.
Everyone except Chet the Unicorn.