Obama packs for an Israeli adventure
By Wes Pruden
PrudenPolitics.com
Barack Obama, who stiffed the Israelis throughout
his first term, is finally packing his bags for a
visit to what we once called the Holy Land, before
the world became an unholy mess. The Israelis have
even put up an “app” on the Internet to enable
everyone with a laptop to keep track of the trip in
Hebrew, English and Arabic.
The
app, the office of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
promises, will feature “real-time updates, video,
photographs and behind-the-scene glimpses of the
visit,” with Web links to the prime minster’s
office, YouTube, Facebook and Instagram. Now if only
Mssrs Obama and Netanyahu actually do something
worth talking about.
“Another day,” observes the Jerusalem Post, “another
gimmick.” There’s lots to talk about, and both the
president and the prime minister are practicing to
give the other man an earful. Mr. Obama offered a
hint or two last week when he called two dozen
leaders of Jewish organizations in the United States
to the White House for a briefing of sorts about
what to expect.
The
Jews, according to a description of the
off-the-record session provided to Haaretz, the
authoritative Jerusalem daily, asked the president
for more “clarity” about what they could expect from
him when push, always reluctant, comes to shove over
Iran. Mr. Obama, with a clever rebuke of Prime
Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, told them that he
doesn’t believe in “extra chest beating” over Iran.
He reserves the “extra chest beating” for himself
(usually about himself). He promised more clarity,
more or less, “but that isn’t because we haven’t
been clear.”
He’ll
take no new peace plan to Israel, which is probably
just as well because the landscape of the Middle
East is littered with peace plans and exhortations
about “the peace process,” which isn’t about peace,
but process. The “peace process,” as a wise man
observed, “is about peace in the way that processed
cheese is about real cheese.”
The
president, like certain presidents before him, is
dedicated to the Velveeta approach. He’s aware that
Israel “lives in a tough neighborhood” but both
Israel and “the other side” have an obligation to
continue processing peace. When someone at the White
House table told him that he should emphasize the
obvious to those who dream of killing all the Jews
-- that Israel desires peace -- Mr. Obama agreed.
Then he added the moral equivalence so beloved by
the “friends” of Israel: “It’s more important what
you actually do for peace.”
He
could have told them to buy the world a Coke, which
is, in fact, pretty much what he said, not
necessarily in Hebrew or English, but in fluent
boilerplate. He said he would tell the Israelis that
the only way to achieve real security is through a
peace agreement and a two-state solution. “Jaw jaw”
is nearly always better than “war war,” as Winston
Churchill said, but promising jaw jaw in perpetuity
is not much of a negotiating tactic.
The
“other side” understands that well. Ayatollah Ali
Khamenei boasted not long ago that “I’m not a
diplomat, I’m a revolutionary.” The mullahs, Ali
Khamenei foremost among them, watched the
confirmation hearings of the pathetic Chuck Hagel
and the confused John Brennan and could easily
speculate that the American appetite for endless jaw
jaw would not likely be sated until the Islamic bomb
was developed, built and deployed. Mr. Obama
repeated to his White House briefing his boast that
such a bomb would be prevented, not “contained,” as
Mr. Hagel put it at his confirmation hearing. Mr.
Hagel, of course, first told the hearing the
president was in favor of containment -- then said
it was a slip of his tongue. But slips are not
allowed for such high-ranking tongues.
The
president won’t hear more than polite applause from
the Netanyahu government for his approach to dealing
with Iran – speak softly and carry a Styrofoam stick
– but there is an appetite for soft cheese, one
found in surprising places.
Ami
Ayalon, the former director of Shin Bet, Israel’s
domestic security agency, touts his four-part plan
to resolve the hostility that threatens the Zionist
dream. Some of it sounds good to the war weary. He
not only supports a two-state solution, but urges
American support for the Palestinian bid at the
United Nations for statehood, even including a
“unity government” of Fatah and Hamas -- but only if
the terrorists promise to behave themselves.
Mr.
Obama, pressing for the elusive diplomatic solution
to the Iranian threat to build the Islamic bomb,
quotes the ancient Chinese military philosopher Sun
Tzu: “Build a golden bridge for your opponent to
retreat upon.” Nice work, if you could get the
opponent to use such a bridge. The evil-doers in the
Middle East would blow it up and pocket the gold.
Wesley Pruden is editor emeritus of The Washington
Times.