Obama Calls Charlie Rangel a Racist at the Battle of Bunkerville! (Part 1) - A Fractured Fairy Tale
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Once again, Obama is embarrassed by Harlem
Congressman Charlie Rangel. He thinks, “What am I
gonna do about that guy? He’s 83 years old. Senile.
Represented his district since 1971. It’s time for
him to retire.”
He summons him to the White House. Rangel ignores
the summons. He’s pissed off at Obama. Eventually,
Rangel shows up. And the argument starts
immediately.
Oh-bummer: Hey, Charlie, why don’t you retire?
You’re embarrassing me and embarrassing yourself.
You told the press that you’re my “go-to guy on
Capitol Hill.” You’re a damn liar. I don’t go to you
for
anything. I’m the President of the United 57
States. I’m somebody! You’re just an embarrassing
nobody!
Rangel: What are you trying to tell me, Barry-baby?
Oh-bummer: I’m not your Barry-baby! Don’t run again.
I ordered you to retire a few years ago, and you
ignored me. I’m warning you. Don’t ignore me again!
I order you to retire. Your Republican opponent,
Adriano Espaillat, is a
lot more qualified than you.
Rangel: Sure, Espaillat is a lot more qualified than
me. He’s smart. I’m dumb. He’s good-looking. I’m a
fat slob with diabetes. I probably won’t live long
enough to finish my 23rd term after I’m re-elected.
I’m a tax cheat. Haven’t paid income taxes for
years. But I’m above the law. I was never arrested.
I walked out on the cops when they came to arrest
me. Remember that?
Oh-bummer: Yeah, I saw it on TV. Ain’t it great? We
politicians are above the law!
Rangel: But qualifications don’t matter today. Look
at you! You’re the most
under-qualified guy in Washington. The only
thing that matters to my voters is that I’m close to
you! I consult with you regularly. Once at a dinner
dance at the White House, we talked about
immigration. Remember?
Oh-bummer: Bullshit, Charlie! Whenever you call or
come by, I make sure I’m not around. And immigration
won’t be solved at a dinner dance.
Charlie: Hey, that’s
exactly
what Espaillat said! And, by the way, did you know
you flap your Dumbo ears when you’re angry? You’re
doing a lot of flapping now.
Oh-bummer flaps his ears even more and yells, trying
to be heard over the windstorm. He says, “Retire,
Charlie! You’re senile!”
Charlie: What do you mean, “I’m sterile”?
Oh-bummer: You’re also hard of hearing. And stupid!
Charlie: What do you mean by stupid?
Oh-bummer: You told the
New York
Observer that Tea Party members “all come
from Confederate states, from slave-holding states.”
Tea Parties are located all over the country. And
they’re powerful. Why just last week, several
hundred Tea Party members from Idaho, Wyoming, Utah,
Arizona, California, and Nevada came to Bunkerville,
Nevada, to support rancher Clive Bundy.
Charlie: Clive Bundy? Wasn’t he the guy on
Married
with Children?
Oh-bummer: You’re thinking of
Al
Bundy, stupid!
Clive Bundy has a ranch 80 miles from Las
Vegas. He grazes his cattle on federal land, in the
Gold Butte area. His family has grazed cattle on the
land, free of charge, since the 1870s.
Charlie: Can’t he graze somewhere else?
Oh-bummer: No. The feds own 84 percent of all land
in Nevada. Not much private land available. Anyway,
Bundy refused to pay the Bureau of Land Management
$1.50 a month per animal for letting his 1,000 head
of cattle graze there. On the other hand, Brian
Sandoval, Nevada’s governor, said that Bundy has
paid his fees.
Charlie: Yeah, that was big news. On April 12, the
BLM brought in artillery, dogs, loads of cops,
snipers, helicopters. They closed Interstate 15, and
people couldn’t get to the annual Clark County Fair
and Rodeo in Logandale. They were vicious—they
shoved people to the ground, used tasers. They had a
county commissioner tell the Tea Party supporters to
have their funeral plans in place. And they tried to
steal 300 of Bundy’s cattle. But eventually they
backed down—for a while.
Note to readers:
Why did the feds back down? And when is Oh-bummer
gonna call Charlie Rangel a racist?
Read tomorrow’s startling follow-up story—and
the one after that. Here’s a hint: Dirty Harry Reid,
the guy every
normal person loves to hate, plays a big
role! So does his son, Ridiculous Rory!
Copyright (c) 2014 by Dr.
Donald Wayne Hendon
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