Little Brother in Big City
By Daniel Greenfield
SultanKnish.Blogspot.com
When the big things start getting out of control,
we start focusing on the little ones instead.
Tackling small problems we can't solve is a good way
to feel good about the big ones that we can't.
Can't do anything about the nice young men from
Nigeria, Somalia and Bangladesh who occasionally
stop maxing out social welfare and working odd jobs
to set off bombs in the London Underground or
butcher a soldier within sight of his base?
Just arrest an 85-year-old woman who shouts at
Muslims that they should go back to their own
country. At 85, she probably won't put up much of a
fight. Then send out 1,200 police officers to
protect Muslims from the wrath of a few dozen angry
Brits who might conceivably hurt their feelings. And
follow that up with some interfaith sessions with
community leaders and you're all set.
Can't do anything about Muslims rioting and burning
cars in Stockholm? Just send them out to leave
parking tickets on the charred wrecks afterward. The
owners probably won't do more than mutter a few
obscenities and then recollect that they are lucky
to be living in such a progressive country that
stays out of both foreign and domestic conflicts
while providing the best in social welfare.
Most multicultural urban utopias are sliding
downhill under a new generation of technocrats who
can juggle the numbers and focus on what really
matters. Salt in food. Bike shares. Toy gun
buybacks. Plastic bag bans. Composting. Obesity
programs. Diversity programs. Bullying programs. And
forty other mostly irrelevant things.
The city is being segmented into unlivable welfare
ghettos where there is no law and gentrified areas
inhabited by hipster technocrats who want a thousand
regulations that will make everything come out
exactly their way. Both the ghetto and the gentro
are expanding and squeezing out a working middle
class baffled to wake up one morning and find out
that they are the enemy of the new state.
In the modern city, you can walk two blocks or drive
two miles and cross from a graffiti streaked strip
of subsidized housing where the only law is don't
talk to the police to an oasis of renovated homes
where there are roughly four million regulations
covering every little thing.
On one side, the police are out in force responding
to shootings, stabbings and domestic violence
complaints. On the other, the community board or
local council is constantly under pressure from
"community activists" to pass new Green regulations
on energy efficiency or a ban on displaying toy guns
in store windows.
The big effort to salvage the cities lay with
courting a new elite of top grads by catering to
their proclivities for bike zones, artisanal fusion
cupcakes and just enough multiculturalism to make
them feel good about sending Sierra or Madrigal to a
private school that reserves 10 spots for diversity.
That made trendy companies more comfortable about
setting up shop in the city and the new burst of
gentrification ticked out numbers that made it seem
like the city was on the way up. Growing populations
of hipster yuppies were displacing the ghettos to
the suburbs, helped along by diversity lending
mandates from banks, and ushering in a new clueless
incarnation of the nanny state.
The old city was liberal. The new one is retarded.
It's chock full of all the insane regulatory
treehouse agendas of the college campus and just as
tightly controlled. Its livable areas are hideously
expensive post-college hangouts for grads with big
money and big debts looking for hip places to live
and its unlivable places are kept to a dull roar
with lots of freebies. That worked in the 90s when
cities were full of tech and finance sector money
and were happy enough to pass it down to the ghettos
or to even export the ghettos to the suburbs. But
now the money is tight and the violence is up.
Progressive technocracy failed at all the big stuff,
but it's focusing on all the small stuff. Set foot
in a modern college campus and you'll be leafletted
by a dozen activists pushing their petty agendas.
That is now the state of the city where no one talks
about mass riots and unsustainable pensions, instead
the agenda is dominated by the petty fascism of
environmental activists and diversity activists. The
areas of every city not inhabited by the hipster
yuppies and their dog parks could burn to the ground
and the very next day the big agenda would still be
LGBT school bullying or plastic bag bans.
Bloomberg isn't some kind of outlier. He just
happens to be more obnoxious than the rest. The
truth is that in policy, he is no worse than dozens
of other mayors, who eagerly sign on to all his
initiatives. And the other truth is that this petty
control freakery is a convenient way to avoid
dealing with the big issues. The worse the big
problems get, the more focused the entire policy
apparatus becomes on the minutia of liberalism. It's
not big brother anymore. It's his obnoxious little
brat of a sibling.
Forget burning cars. If anyone can smell a waft
of cigarette smoke, Little Brother will be on you.
Bombings and beheadings are taken in stride. But
sensitivity violations bring out the cops, who
always know whom they can take a club to and whom
they can't. Fighting Morlocks is dangerous, but
abusing an Eloi who didn't use the proper verbal
form for a protected group or didn't put something
recyclable in the right trash bin is fun for the
whole government family.
What we have is not quite fascism. It's a selective
fascism. It's stuff white people like fascism. It's
fascism for enclaves of hipster yuppies who still
believe in initiatives advocating perfecting the
community through petty tyranny while around them
the world burns. It's not Reichstag fascism, it's a
compartmentalized fascism in which the sheep prey on
the sheepish while pretending that the wolves don't
exist. It's the fascism of the Eloi who don't just
sit around helplessly, but oppress other Eloi.
Little Brother and Little Sister never grew up, and
instead of a family album, they have photos of their
favorite meals in their social media. They would
only wear jackboots ironically, but they have
painstakingly exact tastes in everything from food
to fonts to politics and they want everything to be
exactly the way that they think it should. They
believe in freedom and in reporting their neighbors
to the authorities. They believe in personal choice
for everyone who thinks the way that they do. They
are, it goes without saying, Obama voters.
In Little Brother's state, the police don't enforce
the law. They enforce the whims of Little Brother
and Little Sister. They are there to see that all
the children play with Little Brother and Little
Sister the way that they want them to. They don't
believe in fighting crime or terrorism, except
briefly when it happens to them, and they let go of
it once their Facebook friends tell them to check
their privilege, but they do believe in enforcing
the million petty regulations of utopia.
Little Brother doesn't want anything done about
crime. He wants something done about the rude people
who drive cars to work or carry food home in plastic
bags without caring about the impact on the
environment. Little Sister doesn't care about
Islamic terrorism. Islam is like spiritual and part
of the great fabric of diversity. She wants
something done about the unenlightened people who
just don't get that.
Little Brother and Little Sister are the new elite.
They are the unthinkingly glib products of an
educational system that teaches little, but
indoctrinates a lot. Their knowledge comes from
Wikipedia. Their actual education taught them little
except about how many people the United States
managed to oppress in such a short time and how we
need to feel connected to the environment to truly
be alive.
Every age has its elites. Our age is burdened with
idiot elites dedicated to destroying the "elites".
We have a 1 percent that inveighs against the power
of the 1 percent and then throws around its weight
to get its way. We have people who work for
corporations denouncing corporate power only to make
use of it anyway. Our elites offer a torrent of
contradictory pieties that are undone by their
actions.
And the people who actually run all this,
negotiating between the idiot elites and the violent
classes, are only too happy to focus on the small
stuff because the big stuff is officially hopeless.
The real problems are a tangled Gordian knot that
can be cut through, but not unwound individually the
way the technocrats would like to do. And the little
problems devolve into petty fascism that makes
everyone but the people being stepped on feel
better.
The angry mobs get to torch, behead and bomb. And
the remnants of the middle class get a boot in the
teeth. And Little Brother and Little Sister get to
turn another street into a bike path or to insert
calorie counts or environmental warnings or some
other treehousery into daily life so that they can
pretend that they have power, when the territory
that they have power over is actually shrinking.
The center of power is always the last to feel the
sensation of deadening chaos outside. It takes
tyrants, even petty ones, a while to figure out that
the system is over. The power that insulates them
from that knowledge becomes petty. Instead of
controlling nations, they control capital cities and
eventually only their own courts. That
micromanagement gives them the illusion of being in
charge.
The Little Brothers have pushed the West to the
edge, but they laugh at the very idea of danger. By
all their metrics, everything is better than it was
before. There are more jobs developing apps and more
bikes being ridden and fewer people saying
insensitive things and more little boys being taught
not to play with guns and more diversity everywhere.
It's progress. It's the future. It's forward and
onward.
They're winning all the arguments and controlling
the debate, but yet somehow everything is slipping
through their fingers. Every initiative of their
agenda passes, but it never works out the way that
they think it should.
Little Brother, that poor sad imitation of Uncle
Joe or Fidel, is a child playing with toys. All his
experiences have taught him that he can control
whatever he wants to, from his parents to his
electronics to other children, but his societies,
cities and countries are slipping out of his grasp
and into a dark territory of anarchy.
The new power isn't an entitled brat with a
government, but a gang leader with a hundred men or
a kid who figures out how to bypass some onerous
aspect of the system and tells other about it.
Civilization is coming apart at the seams and it is
the destroyers who have the power, not the petty
liberal fascists who can dictate the ingredients of
every meal, but not whether they will be beaten to
death while biking home.
Liberal has wrecked cities and nations. And what
rises out of the wreckage is not some progressive
utopia, but oases of petty progressive fascism
surrounded by a growing darkness of unmanageable and
ungovernable territories and people. The dark age
isn't coming. It's already here.