Government is Magic
By Daniel Greenfield
SultanKnsih.Blogspot.com
Our technocracy is detached from competence. It's
not the technocracy of engineers, but of "thinkers"
who read Malcolm Gladwell and Thomas Friedman and
watch TED talks and savor the flavor of competence,
without ever imbibing its substance.
These are the people who love Freakonomics, who
enjoy all sorts of mental puzzles, who like to see
an idea turned on its head, but who couldn't fix a
toaster.
The ObamaCare website is the natural spawn of that
technocracy who love the idea of using modernity to
make things faster and easier, but have no idea what
anything costs or how it works.
It's hard to have a functioning technocracy without
engineers. A technocracy made in Silicon Valley with
its complete disregard for anything outside its own
ego zone would be bad enough. But this is a
Bloombergian technocracy of billionaires and
activists, of people who think that "progress" makes
things work, rather than things working leading to
progress.
Healthcare.gov showed us that behind all the
smoother and shinier designs was the same old clunky
government where everything gets done because the
right companies hire the right lobbyists and
everything costs ten times what it should.
If the government can't build a health care website,
how is it going to actually run health care for an
entire country is the obvious question that so many
are asking. And the obvious answer is that it will
run it the way it ran the website. It will throw
wads of money and people at the problem and then
look for programs it doesn't like to squeeze for
extra cash.
The Navy had to be cut to the bone and the Benghazi
mission had to make do without security so that a
Canadian company which began employing a classmate
of Michelle Obama's could score over half a billion
to build a broken website. Obama mocked Mitt
Romney's criticism of his Navy cuts by telling him
that we don't fight with bayonets and horses
anymore. Bayonets and horses are outdated. In our
glorious modernity, we spend fortunes to build
websites that don't work instead.
Modernity has to be built. It has to be constructed
brick by bit by rivet by cable by people who know
what they are doing. Modernity without competence is
as worthless as the ObamaCare website which looked
pretty enough to give the illusion of technocratic
modernity, but didn't actually work.
Competence is the real modernity and it has very
little to do with the empty trappings of design that
surround it. In some ways the America of a few
generations ago was a far more modern place because
it was a more competent place. For all our nice
toys, we look like primitive savages compared to men
who could build skyscrapers and fleets within a
year... and build them well.
Those aren't things we can do anymore. Not because
the knowledge and skills don't exist, but because
the culture no longer allows it. We can't do them
for the same reason that Third World countries can't
do what we do. It's not that the knowledge is
inaccessible, but that the culture gets in the way.
It's our very hollow modernity that gets in the way
of our truly being modern. We can no longer build
big things because the ability to implement vision
on a large scale no longer exists. We can still do
impressive things as individuals, but that's also
true of Kenya or Thailand. And in China, they can
carry out grandiose projects, but those projects
have no vision or competence.
We used to be able to combine the two by competently
implementing grandiose visions, but our "modern"
culture is the roadblock that prevents us from
working together to make the great things that we
can still envision individually.
Our modernity is style rather than substance. It's
Obama grinning. It's the right font. It's the right
joke. It's that sense that X knows what he's doing
because he presents it the right way. There's
nothing particularly modern about that. In most
cultures, the illusion of competence trumps the real
thing. It's why so many countries are so badly
broken because they go by appearances, rather than
by results.
The idea that we should go by results, rather than
by processes, by outcomes rather than by
appearances, was revolutionary. For most of human
history, we were trapped in a cargo cult mode. We
did the "right things" not because they led to the
right results, but because we had decided that they
were the right things. There were many competent
people, but they were hamstrung by rigid
institutions that made it impossible to go from
Point A to Point B in the shortest possible time.
And we're right back there today. The entire
process of ObamaCare was the opposite of going from
Point A to Point B. It was the least competent and
efficient solution every step of the way. There was
no reason to think that its website would be any
better. The process that led to it being dumped on
the American people was completely devoid of any
notion of testing or outcomes. It was the right
thing to do because... it was the right thing to do.
It was cargo cult logic all the same. So was its
website.
Healthcare.gov, like ObamaCare, was going to work
because it was "good". Its goodness was by some
measure other than result. It was morally good. It
was progressive. And so the deity of liberal causes,
perhaps Karl Marx or Progressia, the Goddess of Soup
and Economic Dysfunction, would see to it that it
would work. Karma would kick in and everything would
work out because it had to.
This brand of magical thinking was once commonplace.
It still is. And it's why things so rarely work out
in some of the more messed up parts of the world.
But the sort of attitude that would once have made
anthropologists shake their heads is now commonplace
here. Savages in suits, barbarians with iPads are
certain that things will work because they have
appeased the gods of modernity with their fonts,
they have made a website that looks like a
functioning website. And like the cargo culters who
built fake control towers expecting planes to land,
they thought that their website would work.
Competence is built on the unhappy understanding
that things won't work because you want them to,
they won't work if you go through the motions, they
will only work if you understand how a thing works
and then make it work by building it, by testing it
and by expecting failure every step of the way and
wrestling with the problem until you get it right.
That's modernity. It isn't glamorous. You can see it
in black and white photos of men working on old
planes. You can see it in the eyes of the astronauts
who first went to the moon. You can read it in the
workings of the men who built the longest suspension
bridges, laid undersea cables and watched their
world change. They were moderns and their time is
done. They have left behind savages with cell phones
who make decent tinkerers, but whose ability to
collaborate falls apart in large groups.
The difference between savages and civilized men
isn't that savages are dumb and civilized people are
smart. Savages can individually be quite clever
within their parameters and civilized folk can be
quite stupid. It's the ability to extend that
intelligence in groups that makes for a
civilization.
Savages cannot work together. They can fantasize,
but they can't build anything bigger than a small
group can manage. Savages are warriors, but not
soldiers, they are tinkerers, not engineers, they
are inventors, not scientists, they cannot work
together on a large scale and thereby push past
their own limitations as a culture and grow. They
may have individual geniuses, but they cannot pass
on what they learn.
We have not yet been reduced to savagery, but our
incompetence increases in large groups to such a
staggering extent that it often seems not to be
worth the trouble. Individual geniuses can
occasionally carry large groups on their shoulders,
micromanaging them, terrorizing them and motivating
them, the way that tribal chieftains do, but without
that singular personality the whole thing collapses.
The United States government is the ultimate giant
unworkable mess. It is a living cargo cult where
everyone marches around following routines that are
supposed to yield great prosperity, but never do.
The processes themselves are broken and make no
sense, but the cargo culturers of the government
cannot and will not hear that. They know that the
government will magically make everything work.
Because government is progress. Government is
modernity. Government is magic.
The cargo culters on the islands, who once
witnessed the might and power of the American
military during WW2 make American flags and
uniforms, they build airstrips and wooden control
towers, and wait for the planes to land and make
them rich. They don't understand why these things
should work, but they do them anyway because that is
how they remember it happening.
Our own cargo culters invoke FDR and JFK, they talk
about the New Deal and the Great Society, they make
grand promises and roll out big programs, and then
they wait for it all to work. They don't understand
themselves how or why it would work. But government
is magic and the appearance of a thing is just as
good as a real deal.
Build a website and it will work. Pass a law and
they will come. Get a degree and you're competent.
There is no need to know how to do a thing. You
don't need engineers or competent men. All you need
to do is remember the great dreams of the past,
listen to a few inspirational JFK speeches and then
carve a computer out of wood and wait for free
health care to arrive.
In cargo cult America, the food is free, the cell
phones are free and the money can be printed forever
because government is magic.