Empress Hillary Lies Again... and Again... and Again
By Dr. Donald W. Hendon
DonaldHendon.com
That power-mad couple, Horrible Hillary and Horny
Bill, were talking about Hillary’s latest
Presidential campaign.
Bill: I’m sure glad you’ve finally thrown your
padded brassiere into the ring and are running for
President. I want to get back to 1600 Pennsylvania
Avenue. I sure miss our White House years. Where
else could a dumb hillbilly like me do absolutely
nothing but screw interns, lie about it, and still
be treated like an emperor for 8 long years?
Hillary: Hey, we’re
still
treated like emperors. We both get $300,000 whenever
we give a talk. The dumb people out there are so
celebrity-mad, they’re even paying $500,000 to have
dinner with Ted Cruz and his wife Heidi at their
home in Houston.
Bill: We can’t get that much money. You’re a lousy
crook…I mean, you’re a lousy cook.
Bill thinks to himself: She’s a lousy crook
and a
lousy cook, too. I’m just a lousy crook. I know how
to scramble eggs…Hillary can’t even do that! Monica
was a damn good cook…almost as good as Gennifer
Flowers, but not as good as Paula Jones.
Bill breaks into an evil grin. Hillary knows that
evil grin. It’s the one he uses whenever he thinks
of his old girl friends.
Hillary: I know what you’re thinking, you silly
hillbilly. About Monica and your other bimbos. Hey,
no more screwing around when we get back to the
White House. I’ll toss you out on your ass if I
catch you messing around, divorce you, and take all
your money. The only thing you’ll be able to do is
to become a motivational speaker at old-age homes
and tell the old guys there how to get young chicks.
And when you die, I’ll tip over your tombstone, just
like they did to my grandfather’s tombstone.
Bill: You wouldn’t do that! You’re lying to me—just
like you lied to the news media. You lie so much
that you’re the only first lady in US history to be
fingerprinted by the FBI. (Note:
Source:
truthrevolt.org/videos/ben-shapiro-hillary-clinton-lies-lot)
Let me remind you of some of your lies:
·
You weren’t named after Sir Edmund Hillary, the guy
who first climbed Mount Everest. He did it in 1953,
5-1/2 years
after you were born in 1947.)
·
You said when you got off your plane in Tuzla,
Bosnia in 2008, snipers were firing at you. We both
know that didn’t happen.
·
You said when we booked 110 rooms at the Europa
Hotel in Belfast, Northern Ireland, in 1995, it was
under renovations for bomb damage. Bullshit. The
Irish Republican Army fired a few rockets at it in
1993, and it was repaired a couple of months later
in January 1994.
Hillary: Yeah, what difference does it make?
Bill: And you said Chelsea was jogging around the
World Trade Center on Sept. 11, 2001. More bullshit!
She was asleep in a friend’s apartment four miles
from Ground Zero when the World Trade Center was
attacked. She watched everything that day on her
friend’s TV.
Hillary sticks her tongue out at Bill and says:
You’re a bigger liar than I am. When you were
impeached in 1998, you said under oath that you
didn’t have sex with Monica and didn’t know the
definition of the word
is.
Horny Bill ignores her and keeps talking: And you
said we were dead broke in 2001 when we left the
White House. But we owned two expensive houses, and
we already had a hell of a lot of
speaking engagements lined up for the rest of
the year. We made $12 million that year.
Hillary: Once again, what difference does it make?
Bill: Well, it made a
big
difference back in 1974. That’s when Jerry Zeifman
fired you from the Watergate investigation. You were
27 and a lawyer on his staff. He said you lied to
him many times and were engaged in “a variety of
self-serving, unethical practices in violation of
House rules.” And
someday, all this will backfire on you—and
me. You’re an habitual liar. A couple of days ago,
you said
all four of your grandparents were
immigrants. Hell, only Hugh Rodham, your
grandfather, was an immigrant.
Then Bill changes the subject. He says:
And you’re a
cheapskate, too! When you went to the
Chipotle fast food restaurant in Maumee, Ohio,
earlier this week, you didn’t even put money in the
tip jar. In fact, you made Huma Abedin, Anthony
Weiner’s wife and your campaign vice chairman, pay
for everything. And you’re spending too much time
with her. I know you’re bisexual. Are you messing
around with her?
Hillary sticks her tongue out at Bill and replies:
That’s for me to know and for you to find out.
Anyway, what difference does it make?
Bill is so disgusted, he runs out of the room. He
comes back in a couple of minutes with a Hillary
T-shirt. It has her new campaign logo on it—the
blocky blue H with a horizontal red arrow running
through it. It looks like a road sign pointing to a
hospital. He thinks, “The arrow points to the right
instead of to the left…hmmm, maybe Hillary’s
secretly a right-winger.” In front of Hillary, he
takes out a marking pen and writes at the top, “I’m
with stupid.”
He puts on the T-shirt backwards, turns around so
she can see the T-shirt, moons her, farts,
and leaves before she can throw the book she’d been
reading, at him. (The book is Donald Hendon’s
best-seller,
Fractured Fairy Tales: Political Monkey Business.)
Dr. Donald Wayne Hendon is a consultant, speaker,
trainer, and author of 14 books, including
Fractured
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365
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