COULD WE GET SOME IMMIGRANTS WHO CAN TAKE A POLL?
By Ann Coulter
AnnCoulter.com
With Republicans tying themselves in knots
over the Democrats' destructive, but
superficially appealing, demand that
unemployment benefits be extended to two and a
half years, I return to my suggestion that
Republicans stop playing defense and go on
offense.
For every issue that MSNBC loves to prattle on
about, gloating that it will cost Republicans
this or that demographic, there's an equivalent
issue to use against the Democrats. (The
difference is: Our proposals would actually be
good for the country.)
In addition to my repeated suggestion that
Republicans introduce bills to institutionalize
the dangerous mentally ill and force the
Democrats to defend the right of psychos to crap
in libraries and shoot up schools, Republicans
should take the public's side on immigration.
Democrats love to pretend their sucking up to
illegals is all upside for them, but that's
because they lie even when taking polls.
Liberals will claim that 99 percent of Americans
favor national health care after taking a poll
that asks: "Do you support Americans being nice
to one another?"
WAIT! THAT'S NOT A POLL ABOUT NATIONAL HEALTH
CARE!
It's the same thing. The government providing
free health care to everyone is just being nice.
They'll claim "90 percent of Americans favor
banning most guns" based on a poll that asks,
"Are you for common sense gun safety or are you
against it?"
Similarly, the immigration polls triumphantly
brandished by the media ask about positions no
one holds, no politician has proposed and no
bills would require. Polls are irrelevant if you
lie to the people being polled.
Most immigration polls are variations on the one
taken by the liberal Brookings Institution last
March. Although it has been endlessly cited for
allegedly showing that a majority of Americans
support amnesty, the poll never asked about
amnesty, or any real policy.
Rather, the poll gave respondents only two
options, neither of which have been proposed by
either political party or are up for a vote
anywhere in America.
The options were:
"The best way to solve the country's illegal
immigration problem is to secure our borders and
arrest and deport all those who are here
illegally";
Or:
"The best way to solve the country's illegal
immigration problem is to both secure our
borders and provide an earned path to
citizenship for illegal immigrants already in
the U.S."
Neither of those choices describes the position
of anyone on either side of the immigration
debate. Amnesty proponents have no intention of
either securing the border or making illegals do
anything to "earn" citizenship. Meanwhile, not a
single amnesty opponent has proposed any program
to "arrest and deport" illegals.
But amnesty proponents turn around and cite this
fraudulent poll as proof that a majority of
Americans support "a path to legalization."
This is how the left uses polls to manipulate
public opinion, rather than find out what it is.
They provide the ingredients for today's
political discussion and we're not allowed to
pick any items off the menu.
But can't I be against amnesty without voting
for rounding up illegals at gunpoint?
No substitutions! Look at the menu.
All the "path to legalization" polls play the
same trick. Either armed men round up millions
of women and children at midnight, put them in
leg irons and immediately deport them on stinky
buses; or we offer them a "path to legalization"
after meeting all sorts of onerous requirements
(none of which will ever materialize).
There were loads of promises surrounding Ronald
Reagan's 1986 amnesty, too -- such as securing
the border, punishing employers who hire
illegals and forcing illegals to pay back taxes.
Sen. Teddy Kennedy vowed: "We will secure the
borders henceforth. We will never again bring
forward another amnesty bill like this." (Those
were the good old days when they were willing to
call it "amnesty.")
Obviously, that promise ended up in the same
place Mary Jo Kopechne did -- underwater and
unmentioned.
After the bill passed, then-Rep. Chuck Schumer
(Gov. Chris Christie's current immigration
adviser) immediately introduced a bill excusing
illegal aliens from having to pay any back taxes
at all.
Now, instead of 3 million illegal aliens living
here, we have 11 million, salsa is the
best-selling condiment in America, and I have to
press "one" for English.
We already tried this the nice way. The country
gets one mulligan, not two.
An honest poll question would ask:
Do you think people who have knowingly broken
our laws to come here illegally with their
families since the last amnesty should be
rewarded with citizenship, or should they
voluntarily go back the same way they came?
An even more honest immigration poll question
would ask:
At a time of massive unemployment, do you
think people who have knowingly broken our laws
and come here illegally with their families
since the last amnesty should be rewarded with
citizenship, or should they voluntarily go back
the same way they came?
Even a poll question that simply omits the lies
about the theoretical hurdles illegals will have
to clear (which will never happen) produces a
poll in which a majority of Americans support
"deportation."
Last year, the TechCrunch website polled this
question: "Do you support or oppose deporting
the 11 million undocumented immigrants currently
living in the U.S.?"
Again: NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT DEPORTATION. We
didn't round up 11 million foreigners to get
them here, and we're not going to round them up
to send them home. They'll leave the same way
they came.
But even answering a stacked poll question
asking about something no one has proposed --
deportation -- a majority of respondents, 53.4
percent, supported deportation, compared to 42
percent opposed. Among Republicans, 74.1 percent
favored deportation, with only 22.3 percent
opposed.
Not only that, but a Fox News poll last year
showed that a majority of Americans would like
to curtail legal immigration, with 55
percent supporting a decrease in legal
immigrants and only 28 percent supporting an
increase.
My thought is: Republicans should push policies
that are popular.
But instead of proposing immigration reforms
that are runaway hits with a majority of
Americans -- without anyone even having made the
argument! -- Republicans have been hoodwinked by
Democrats into trying to outbid Democrats for
the Hispanic vote. They still won't win the
Hispanic vote, but now the rest of the country
will hate Republicans, too.
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